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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun - Matt Groening Quotes

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

American Cartoonist Simpson Weapons

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. - Matt Groening Quotes

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

American Cartoonist Authorities

Me fail english? Thats unpossible. - Matt Groening Quotes

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

American Cartoonist Funny Quote of the Day Simpson

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. - Matt Groening Quotes

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Alcohol And Alcoholism American Cartoonist

I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah!

I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come. - Matt Groening Quotes

Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

American Cartoonist Funny

Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe). - Matt Groening Quotes

Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] - Matt Groening Quotes

Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? - Matt Groening Quotes

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

American Cartoonist

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again. - Matt Groening Quotes

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.

American Cartoonist

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. - Matt Groening Quotes

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

American Cartoonist Dancing

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. - Matt Groening Quotes

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.

American Cartoonist Family

God often gives nuts to toothless people - Matt Groening Quotes

God often gives nuts to toothless people

God

I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it. - Matt Groening Quotes

I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it.

Underachiever---and proud of it, man! - Matt Groening Quotes

Underachiever---and proud of it, man!

Man

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have. - Matt Groening Quotes

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. - Matt Groening Quotes

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

Hell Is Other Robots. - Matt Groening Quotes

Hell Is Other Robots.

Hell

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so. - Matt Groening Quotes

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

American Cartoonist Funny

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. - Matt Groening Quotes

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

American Cartoonist Love

Sales man: You got time for lunch?
Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3.
Salesman: You like thai?
Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt? - Matt Groening Quotes

Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?

Food

Don't have a cow, man. - Matt Groening Quotes

Don't have a cow, man.

American Cartoonist

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things. - Matt Groening Quotes

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

American Cartoonist

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen. - Matt Groening Quotes

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.

American Cartoonist

God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening Quotes

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

American Cartoonist

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention. - Matt Groening Quotes

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

American Cartoonist

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